Outgoing Message: My mom and I out to brunch and an old lady just lost control of her electric wheelchair and ran straight into the two tables next to us.

Incoming messages:

• The Gay Best Friend: haha take pics

• The Father: Don't laugh hee-hee

• The Old Roommate: Did you burst out laughing?

• The Ex: That's awesome! How r u? Sorry i didnt call.*

• Arch Delux: A treasure!

• The Straight Best Friend: That is amazing. I wish you got a pic

• The Guy I've Been Dating: OUTSTANDING. Comedic genius in its purest form. machines v. the elderly.

• Alcoholic Friend From Home: Incredible...did she yell at the tables afterwards?

• Best Friend Via California: That's the most amazing thing I've heard in quite a while.

• Jane Bane Herself: If only you had the camera!

• Best Friend's Ex: Now THAT'S entertainment! What's speed without control?

• Buddy From Home: Ha ha ha that's too funny

• Another Buddy From Home: That's awesome

• Our Future Housechair (and the only one who cares): omg! that is so terrible.... was she alright?

• The Cousin: Omg that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

• The Girl Who Took My Ex's Virginity When We Were 16: I laughed...And now I feel kind of evil.

• The Guy Who Moved To Florida: That is fucking awesome. But now I wish I was there to see it.

• The Friend From Middle School I Ran Into On The Train: That is amazing!!!

• The Prom Date: Ouch. What r u up2 l8r?

• The Fordham Graduate: Ha ha I read that to my friends.

• The Baby: haha omg thats wonderful i wish i was there.

• The Coworker: Lol. That is hysterical.

• The Guy Who Still Owes Me $200 I'm jealous!

• The Chatty Grad Student i got your text when i finished my practice test and all my classmates couldn't understand my intense and slightly evil laughter. then i thought about it again in the car and couldn't stop laughing. i am going to be the worst doctor ever!!!

• You:







*(jerk)