the last apartment i lived in:
• required me to walk for twenty minutes to reach the nearest subway.
• had a pool, but a lifeguard was under obligation to sit and watch it, even if you were the only one swimming.
• was right next to the Lyceé Français du New York and, as a result, was filled with French people who watched the French news in the gym when certain non-French stair-steppers were there first.
• kept under its employment a quixotic young porter who, despite his being younger than Starlet, asked her if she'd "started college yet". after further investigation, it was found out that they shared a birthday*. Starlet, the porter, and Michael Jackson.
• overlooked the East River, affording Starlet O'Hara a first-hand viewing of one of those police helicopter spotlight searches she's heard so much about.
Doorman: They're looking for something.
Starlet: A dead body?
Doorman: Well, it is the East River.
Too true, doorman, too true.
*birth year notwithstanding
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You also share a birthday with my mother.
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