Well Excuse Me Princess

A few reasons why spending friday night at home playing Zelda beats going to U.B. Swiggins for $3 carbombs:


• When you break stuff, you get money.

• You get to be a pirate without shanghaiing The Nantucket.

• As long as you don't hit save you can pretend that whole night never happened.

• The myriad skills you learn can be put to practical use. Later. When you're drunkenly shanghaiing The Nantucket.*



*or whatever ship it is that's 'berthed' in your town.